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Zombie Apocalypse Thwarted by Lack of Wi-Fi: Undead Return to Graves...
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Superior Court Judge Scott McAfee Guarantees His Reelection
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Russia Election Introduces Groundbreaking “Choose Your Own Adventure” Ballots
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President Biden Reveals Plan to Replace Congress with AI
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The Illogical Genius of Comic Books
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How Donald Trump Is Scrambling to Raise Cash
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Austin Bans Cowboy Hats, Declares Sombreros as Must-Have Fashion Accessories...
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Dallas Cowboys Announce Plan to Play Football Against Actual Cowboys
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Mood Ring Currency: The Radical Shift to an Emotion-Driven Economy
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Japan’s Moon Lander Flips for a Better View of Earth, Decides It’s Not Worth...
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Biden vs. Trump 2024: Nation Considers Moving to Canada for Better Election...
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Alabama’s New Execution Method: Nitrogen Gas or Just Really Boring Speeches?
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Trump Mulls Courtroom Reality Show Spin-Off Amid Legal Battles with E. Jean...
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Joliet Police Crack Down on Obstruction of Justice, Starting with Monopoly’s...
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Americans’ Bank Accounts Finally Recover from Buying Avocado Toast During...
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Pro-Barbie Supporters Assault the White House and Congress
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San Francisco Bans Tech Companies, Adopts Pigeon-Powered Internet
A Wing and a Prayer: The Birth of Avian Internet San Francisco Bans Tech Companies, Adopts Pigeon-Powered Internet Screw the News Photo – A detailed close-up showing a pigeon from the whimsical...
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